I came across this headline today "Hugh Hefner Engaged to Crystal Harris" and had to laugh. When I say laugh I really mean that I gagged and threw up in my mouth. Who is marrying this walking coffin? Seriously!
A much more appropriate headline would be "Money grubbing whore snags decrepit old fuck." I mean why do you marry Hugh Hefner, really? If he wasn't rich (and I think Playboy may be on its last leg) who would want that old mess? She's 24 for the love of God! Is anyone buying this load of shit?
Here's some of his Tweeting, cause what's the sense in proposing if you can't scream it from the rooftops?
Hef tweeted, “When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears. (Yeah, no shit! She's got to bone you for what, at least 3+ years, which will be the length of you marriage and I'm being generous) This is the happiest Christmas weekend in memory.”
Just leave the money on the side table. It's cheaper in the long run.