I'm about to get all biblical up in here so if you're easily offended, run now.
Who the fuck is JC Penney's Portrait Studio to tell me that a photo of my daughter that was taken in their studio should be canceled for "morality issues?" Are you fucking kidding me? She is 19 months old and dressed like a fucking fairy! She's got wings and bloomers on! What do fairies wear where you're from, a full body suit?
Now in an attempt to be a kinder gentler Michelle (which will last up until you tell me I'm not getting my photos) I will try to be nice when I call as soon as the store opens in the morning. After you tell me that I won't get my photos I will unleash some shit of biblical proportions on your ass! How dare you tell me that a photo of my daughter that I set up, in an outfit I supplied, in a public photography studio, shot by your photographer, at my guidance might be pornographic!
FUCK YOU JC PENNEYS!
I really like the photographer that I've been using for my children for over three years but I tell you what, I found him and I can toss his ass just as quickly when I replace him with someone who doesn't work for a mountain of know it all assholes! It's such a shame that we could lose a photographer who has served us well over the years while working around complete morons who couldn't schedule an appointment if it were scheduled inside their own assholes. He's a good guy and we really love him but I will replace him or do them myself from now on, which is more likely if these fuckers don't do the right thing. I will get so loud about it that I will be banned from that entire fucking store.
This is all I know. This shit may go over without much notice on some wishy washy bitch who has been buying her penny loafers and solid white underwear from Penneys since she was born but I will tell you this, this shit will not go over quietly with me. You're basically telling me that the photos of my daughter, that I set up, chose and paid for are pornographic and in turn, calling me a pornographer. If you're calling them porn than someone in that room while those photos were taken is a pornographer. Is it me or is it the photographer? As God is my witness, this will end poorly and if I don't get my photos because JC Penneys thinks I am a pornographer, I will make sure that it doesn't.